[UL] Quotes Thread

[Rear_Assault]

Funny quotes from IRC/MSN/Forum Posts

Go Go Go

[Mythical]

well this isnt so much a quote as something i find funny on the forums, ur avatar rear, it awesome!

[Rear_Assault]

well this isnt so much a quote as something i find funny on the forums, ur avatar rear, it awesome!

no no no you won't drive this off-topic

[16:38] <+BlackLabel> isn't that more like the vaccum bomb ?
[16:38] <+BlackLabel> once saw a video of that
[16:38] <+BlackLabel> scary shit
[16:39] <+[UL]Rear> vacuum bombs suck
[16:39] <+BlackLabel> dude indeed

[Shivas]

well this isnt so much a quote as something i find funny on the forums, ur avatar rear, it awesome!

qft w/o being offensive

[Mythical]

i got this from warhammer aliance in someones sig, have seen it before but i still like it

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

...classic!

[Eradicate]

I'm not sure since it was a long time since I read the book but it sounds like something taken out of "The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy"
Since we're doing none UL ones aswell I'm sharing one from my old WoW guild after a stupid whipe on archimonde and one of my fellow officers got a bit tired of it all and said on vent: Why do you make me hate you so much?"

[Mythical]

yes i do believe it is from the narritive from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, man that was a funny book
thats a good one from your old guild...i have felt that way many a time

[Firefly]

Bite the pillow, dear

[Cain]

from Black Books

"Ok, if I told you that the walls of my flat were actually moving in, would you think that I was strange?" "No, I'd ask you to come round and look after my small children."

"Bernard, do you think I should shave my beard?" "Yes. I think you should shave it off. Nail it to a frisbee and fling it over a rainbow."

"You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it."

[Spongey]

"Sir, We are surrounded!"
"Good, We can fight in all directions"

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

[serenity]

if ur ginger, don't look

[Sey]

i thought this was an [UL] quotes thread

[Scott]

so did I.. and OMG Sey.. DING 900.. soon.. 1000! !

[Gromit83]

Sey wanna score high on posts...

[Rear_Assault]

[21:25] <@[UL]Scott> err.. did vent go down?
[21:25] <@[UL]Venom> no
[21:25] <@[UL]Venom> jesus christ

Jesus went down on me too

[Nefy]

<@[UL]Venom> my "gaming" laptop is being used as my irc/vent bitch -.-
<@[UL]Venom> huh i have winamp on pc
<@[UL]Venom> or i did till it crashed
<@[UL]Scott> ya.. but do u use it?
<@[UL]Rear|Food> I thought Cain was your irc/vent bitch
<@[UL]Scott> heh
<@[UL]Venom> cains my weekend bitch
<@[UL]Venom> !
<@[UL]Rear|Food> well it's saturday
<@[UL]Venom> ya
<@[UL]Venom> why u think hes not typing

Priceless.

[Gromit83]

Hehe, busted Cain...

[Cain]

omigosh.. i r found out >_<

oh well.. at least venom pays well

[Venom]

lol xD

probably why im so poor..damn you =(

[Scott]

<@[UL]Venom> my "gaming" laptop is being used as my irc/vent bitch -.-
<@[UL]Venom> huh i have winamp on pc
<@[UL]Venom> or i did till it crashed
<@[UL]Scott> ya.. but do u use it?
<@[UL]Rear|Food> I thought Cain was your irc/vent bitch
<@[UL]Scott> heh
<@[UL]Venom> cains my weekend bitch
<@[UL]Venom> !
<@[UL]Rear|Food> well it's saturday
<@[UL]Venom> ya
<@[UL]Venom> why u think hes not typing

Priceless.

I know him!!!! (Venom) >.>

[Scott]

hahaha, Mythical ingame: "We all know your girlfriend's name ends with .jpg"

[Mythical]

hehe scott isnt naming and shaming neone.....but wallo didnt take it too well

i joke

but not really

[Haul]

hahaha, Mythical ingame: "We all know your girlfriend's name ends with .jpg"

Now that's hilarious

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